tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61647072011-06-03T04:02:19.674-07:00The Mother of All BlogsThe Risible HumanAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.comBlogger461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1108775127593161622005-02-18T17:02:00.000-08:002005-02-18T17:40:42.863-08:00Like Mark Steyn , or is it Mark Twain, reports of whose death was greatly exaggerated; I am back. Now, this is good news. Of a sort.Yes, yes, yes.And while they're at it, what I want, is for the Belgians to get sued. You know, for standing by (or rather, f*ing off) and letting it happen. Why does one wish this ? Because of the old Pot-kettle-black (April 7-14) thing.And get how The Devil Made Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1101686336303135512004-11-28T15:51:00.000-08:002005-02-18T17:40:05.416-08:00OK. The Risible Human is coming out of a Long-Term-Relationship and a hot shower, simultaneously. This makes him drowsy and horny. Consequently he has been setting up an internet matchmaking dealie.So what is it with you girls huh? Talk talk talk talkety talk. When all a reasonable man wants to do is replace the first three letters of the above musical arrangement? And what is with all these Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1101014527417640142004-11-26T21:20:00.000-08:002004-11-26T17:27:52.593-08:00The Risible Human recommends...I am Harlot Simmones. Not that I read the f'ing review in full. Quelle vie! Quelle femme! There must be a relief from this unending bonded servitude. What is the alternative, as Lenin asked.
No, no, that way lies madness. Stuck in this merriless go-round, do we all contemplate putting a bullet in our heads? Do we write something to cauterize and for catharsis? Do Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1100137948614874722004-11-10T17:50:00.000-08:002004-11-10T17:55:01.433-08:00Discovered this thx to this post from the Kommissar. He will surely have me shot for this.Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099587771382022152004-11-04T09:02:00.000-08:002004-11-04T09:05:02.716-08:00Vraiment, c'est drole. A google translation : How to turn your lemondes into lemonade Via Tim BlairAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099502573955919142004-11-03T09:15:00.000-08:002004-11-03T09:22:53.956-08:00For the record -
I supported a Bush victory, although I cannot vote in this election and most of the good people I know were rooting for Kerry - for no other reason than for denying comfort to Islamist terrorists. I did not support a war in Iraq, much preferring tougher action in Saudia and Pakistan, and I hope that things change for the better.
I realize the Moral Majority elected Bush, and Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099501775052911092004-11-03T09:09:00.000-08:002004-11-03T09:13:58.153-08:00Words.Fail.Me
(Think he must have been encouraged by the Bush Victory ?) Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099376666820453352004-11-01T21:57:00.000-08:002004-11-01T22:24:26.820-08:00I plan to spend to spend the November 2 2004 celebrating my free and private right to Watch Porn : Erection Day.
I believe Kerry will be a furious and bloodthirsty fighter. As such, I prefer Kerry over Bush.
I believe Bush should be thanked for taking the fight to an as-yet unIslamised nation and turning it into an Islamist rathole. As such, I prefer Bush over Kerry.
Don't get me wrong. NothingAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099331491699934662004-11-01T09:36:00.000-08:002004-11-01T09:51:31.700-08:00OK, here is my take on the elections.
Most of the people I know are voting Kerry except for a few business owners who are contemplating the tax cuts with glee and some crusty old men. Mostly the pattern I see is :
Younger yuppies, minorities/immigrants etc side with Kerry (democrat) while white older people go with Bush. It depends on how violated you felt by 9/11, I suppose.
Ultimately it willAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099330532688805012004-11-01T09:35:00.000-08:002004-11-01T09:35:32.686-08:00Put your money where your vote isAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099082482363433612004-10-29T13:33:00.000-07:002004-11-10T17:38:30.206-08:00I guess by mistake they'd vote for the candidate on the ballot called Kelly...
But seriously - if I take up the citizenship of Korea or China or Papua New Guinea- would I not be expected to show SOME proficiency in my host country's language? (barring some humanitarian refugee/asylum crisis).
I am not being racist here; I am an immigrant myself - and let me remind you that plenty of immigrantsAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1099080007961491152004-10-29T13:00:00.000-07:002004-10-29T13:00:07.960-07:00Wheee!!! This makes me want to vote for Kerry, the Evil of Two LessorsAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1098898266321479542004-10-27T10:31:00.000-07:002004-10-27T10:32:53.446-07:00Differences between Us and the Other Us
We Romance the Stone
They Stone the RomancersAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1098399386417576192004-10-21T15:54:00.000-07:002004-10-27T10:32:35.453-07:00The Commissar has described Corporate IT Life to a T. In accordance with his wishes, he will be plundered, then burnt.
Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1079393736115087582004-03-15T15:35:00.000-08:002004-03-15T15:39:26.013-08:00The Reign of terror in Spain falls mainly in the Trains. Not Planes. Not Automobiles. But Trains.
Remember when on March 12 1993, this happened? No? March 12-1993.
March 11 2004. It has been ELEVEN long years. You've come a long way, baby.
Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1079046733578803942004-03-11T15:12:00.000-08:002004-03-11T15:18:53.186-08:00Oooh yeah. The good old TIME DIFFERENCE.
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding know the number of the beast. For it is the number of a man and a woman. And their number is also that of the beast, albeit with TWO backs, slightly disjointed.. And that number is ....**Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078807707258919922004-03-08T20:48:00.000-08:002004-03-08T20:51:50.920-08:00Just another MANIC MONDAY. Will no-one rid me of this meddlesome priest? NO ONE?Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078638514520068522004-03-06T21:48:00.000-08:002004-03-08T20:49:19.030-08:00Ah, Slim Pickens! America needs you as an answer to Mohammed Tomatta ! Jee-hadAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078638144329030672004-03-06T21:42:00.000-08:002004-03-06T21:45:58.670-08:00Now 'tis time to go to another Idiotrod raceAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078638077371989262004-03-06T21:41:00.000-08:002004-03-08T20:49:39.373-08:00Hah! John Ashcroft has just been found adrift off the Islets of Langerhans and has there been imprisonedAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078605608019272432004-03-06T12:40:00.000-08:002004-03-06T12:43:22.030-08:00I command you to go forth and multiply. Take time out to read the irrepressible Bargepole. The Chronicles of Bargepole as well as other books by Michael Bywater are available. Read, and repaint, you thinners.Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078603666089384722004-03-06T12:07:00.000-08:002004-03-06T12:10:49.466-08:00DAMN but these Carlton cigarettes are low tar, low nicotine. Its like smoking air. Hows that for a cigarette ad campaign, huh?
Healthier than AIR
You may pay me royalties. Just contact me. You know how.Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078603575224667832004-03-06T12:06:00.000-08:002004-03-06T12:09:18.623-08:00I continue to search a suitable dwelling for ourselves, including our fine four legged friendsAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078603540542898602004-03-06T12:05:00.000-08:002004-03-06T12:08:43.983-08:00I have instructed the Resident Geneticist to construct a human-cat hybrid that we may bow down to and worshipAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1078082609269345322004-02-29T11:23:00.000-08:002004-02-29T11:26:24.106-08:00Eli, Eli, dalai lama sabachthani? Now, why is it called the Passion and not the Agony? Huh? Its for masochists. I am watching Spartacus and I can't digest that,turns my tender stummick. I thank my stars that I have thus far managed to avoid falling into the hands of the wicked....Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1077399747943210712004-02-21T13:42:00.000-08:002004-02-21T13:45:11.670-08:00A man's gotta move when a man's gotta move. Any good apartments in Farmington Hills/Novi, Michigan...anyone?Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1076621311706117142004-02-12T13:28:00.000-08:002004-02-12T13:31:03.310-08:00Trying to get rid of my Frigging Land LineAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1076608672989990142004-02-12T09:57:00.000-08:002004-02-12T10:00:24.700-08:00Woo Hoo!Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1075677397392375932004-02-01T15:16:00.000-08:002004-02-01T15:18:53.996-08:00I have no freaking idea why I worship cats so much.
MSNBC - Wild Vet Extreme Challenge.
The ancient egyptians had it about right.Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1075677233682390472004-02-01T15:13:00.000-08:002004-02-01T15:17:06.450-08:00Ha!
Marmosets put a lot of thought into choosing mates
Do they have arraigned marriages too? Or is it arranged?Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1075438789194850362004-01-29T20:59:00.000-08:002004-01-29T21:27:01.793-08:00So me, Chakodotzal and Vixomatluc, mid-level Aztec priests, are sitting here on this High Temple of the Sun one fine day in 1487, smoking some pot and taking a break from performing open heart surgery on some HMO patients on the Great Altar of Quetzalcoatl. Chi'braxi and Muxamatil are filling in for us.
"So Putzanocac", says Chako, "dude, this shit is the shit, huh? Sun's never gonna set on Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1075438023036703792004-01-29T20:47:00.000-08:002004-01-29T20:49:15.390-08:00ITS BEEN A LONG FORTNIGHT BABY. Mostly just keeping the home fires burning, the fires off at the office, feeding the tiger and the panther, and other FUN stuff. Went to Confusion XXX, spent a night awakened by passing Harley Davidsons (actually, two EXPERT snorers) and that is, dearie, as they say, that.
Well well. What now, what next? Visit Allahpundit, comrade, and the secrets of the universe Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1074122213892781932004-01-14T14:42:00.000-08:002004-01-14T15:24:19.513-08:00Rewinding to my ATL trip:
A little bit of steam of conscience-ness dialogue here.
Actors : Me, She, He, Other She
Other She (gluteally unchallenged): I like to sew, cook, swim...
She : So, where do you intend travelling?
Other She : Oh, to Japan. I would love to go to Japan.
Me (speech balloon): That's nice
Me (thought balloon): Don't swim off the coast of Japan, dearie, they got WHALERS in Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1073529750430184112004-01-07T18:42:00.000-08:002004-01-07T18:55:41.566-08:00After a long hiatus : bloggitus interruptus - oh, rather, old chap, I say, what?
Went to ATL. ATL AHOY! Chittered all through the flights up and down. Why, why do
I always get a seat with a direct view of the plane wings, those slender tender appertunances which quiver like leaves in the wind? Reminding me always, that I am in a cigar shaped container flying mostly higher than Mount Everest?
Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1072341283431843642003-12-25T00:34:00.000-08:002004-01-14T14:43:50.090-08:00Dumbest Rap Video Ever :
(I don't recall the title of the song)
But its where 50c and his hoods take a cut of the operations of the Tokyo gangs, the West Coast Gangs, Russian Mobs, the Italian Mafia and the Biker Gangs. Who makes these things up anyway ? G-unit and 50 wouldn't last 50 seconds against these blokes.Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1072226374684176942003-12-23T16:39:00.000-08:002003-12-23T18:49:28.440-08:00I am waiting, Xmas morn, for the headlines that say :
The Beagle has Landed
Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1072225904501399992003-12-23T16:31:00.000-08:002003-12-23T16:35:14.436-08:00Today I booked a flight for Atlanta to see a buddy. I booked it on Orbitz, one-way, 'cuz I found out that the cost for a roundtrip=two one way. Also, no damn penalties if I gotta reschedule after getting there.
Now. I decided not to book the same flight for my femule, simply because of Orange Alert. I don't want the two of us to go down together in flames. The likelihood of one surviving is Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1071890602587324162003-12-19T19:23:00.000-08:002003-12-19T19:28:46.633-08:00Saw the Lord of the Rings Part III (aka the return of the king). Check out my review on Yahoo
Yahoo! Movies: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)- Movie Info
Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1071527486488176172003-12-15T14:30:00.000-08:002003-12-15T14:31:39.970-08:00Endless replays of head shaved doctor giving Saddam the ol' hair massage and getting him to say 'Aaahhhh'. What's the think he's gonna find in Saddam's mouth? Weapons of mazz destruction?Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1071449801845686572003-12-14T16:56:00.000-08:002003-12-14T16:56:54.730-08:00Sunday : Saddam Captured. Now for the next two weeks we can see his mug and the endless replay of him being checked for ticks and fleas and lice and dental caries on the ****ing tv networks.
After the dictator tots (Uday and Qusay) got turned into shishkebab in june, it was one long hiatus. Its been nearly six months.
Couldn't help feeling some pity. He looked like a beggar (unshaved). Put him Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1071256924367695412003-12-12T11:21:00.000-08:002003-12-12T11:22:17.136-08:00It is snowing.
Light white flakes, watched eagerly by my cat, first snowfall in the first year of his life.Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1071195810738662842003-12-11T18:23:00.000-08:002003-12-11T18:23:43.310-08:00Changed URL from blogosaur to blogusalem.Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-107119476272109412003-12-11T18:06:00.000-08:002003-12-11T18:06:15.526-08:00Da ball and chain informed me that she had a Grad party at the Cobo Center, in downtown Detroit. Two of her "boyfriends" asked her to come to the Grad Party. She didn't and more's the pity, did not see fit to inform me of it! Me! I, who would have been so pleased to let my tongue hang out and salivate Pavlovian at the sight of reealll preeety co-eds. Alack and alas!Ahrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1071194616588466922003-12-11T18:03:00.000-08:002003-12-11T18:03:49.433-08:00Blogosaurus Rex says, be my valentine.
Only 15 shopping days till Crossmass.
Tomorrow I have to wake up @#*$! 7 AM for a meeting.
KrrrrrrrrapAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1070516758333490972003-12-03T21:45:00.000-08:002003-12-03T21:46:08.580-08:00Nurse : Push! Push!
Baby : I am dying. I am exiting from this world....I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Nurse : Thats it! I can see the head! Push!
Baby : What? whazzat? I am Here????Really???
Mommy : I dub thee....Blogosaurus RexAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6164707.post-1070516651157538822003-12-03T21:44:00.000-08:002003-12-03T21:44:21.426-08:00Famous first words :
TestAhrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14070521031445429855noreply@blogger.com0